Camping For The Last Time


 That summer I went camping with the scouts for the last time. With the new freedom of my car and my increased focus on the ladies I had all but lost interest in hanging out with a bunch of guys for a week doing arts and crafts. When we got to camp I was almost the oldest boy and I outlined that wee should get logs and build Ewocks like I had at camp the year before. Our leaders were not entirely excited by the idea of us hanging out and sleeping twelve feet off the ground but said we could if we would put up guard rails we could build them we promised, built them, and didn't. We spent much of the first day building our three platform sleeping area and then we turned our interest to trying to catch chipmunks. There were thousands of the little guys and we thought that it would be pretty fun to catch one and keep it in a box for a camp pet. You would not believe how crafty a career chipmunk can get when he lives full time by a camp for boy scouts. We tried all kinds of baits, traps and skills but the chipmunk was much quicker and smarter. When after a few hours we realized we were ot cut out for the capture of the mighty chipmunk we decided to play a little steal the flag. Steal the flag in the wood and in the dark is not a good idea because you cannot see, you don't know who is on your team and there is a lot of sticks, which are pointy. About ten minutes into our game several people had been hurt but we played on until two guys from my team both ran for the flag at the same time and crashed heads. One guy bit his lip all but off and the other lost a couple of teeth. They made it back to camp after the game was quickly called off. When the leaders saw the extent of the damage they decided that a trip to the emergency room that was an hour away was what was needed and they headed off. They didn't come back that night because the one kid's, the toothless one's, parents came and got him and the other guy was getting his lip sewn back on until four in the morning. When they came back the next day his lip looked like a mangled worm sewn to his face. It was a pretty good first twenty-four all in all but the second day is when we really started to get crazy.