On
New Years Eve one of my penumbric friends who was often doing the
same stuff as me, but never just me and him, was having a party. We
got along okay it just was never a thought to hang out without
someone else brokering the deal. Anyway the plan was to have a
no-parent wild-man party with lots of non-alcoholic beverages and
lots of ladies. The root beer and cream soda was not hard to come by
because they sell that to just anyone. We bought a case of IBC root
brew and a case of IBC cream soda.
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| We party soft core. |
Then I started throwing the invite
the girls net pretty wide. I hit up some ladies in the hall, called
old girlfriends, told people to tell people and thought that ought to
do it guest wise. That night we got the brews on ice had a couple to
make sure they were not poison and then sat back and waited for
the
magic to happen. We were sitting pretty far back when someone besides
the group of six boys who started there showed up. It was an
ex-girlfriend of mine with one of her friends and the wrong idea
about why I had invited her. The girls came in and looked around at
the lack of anything that would indicate a party and then sat
uncomfortably on the couch nursing a root beer while my one rude and
awkward friend made fun of them. My ex came over to me and asked if
we could talk in private I obliged and when we were alone she asked
why I had invited her to this party. I told her that I was inviting
lots of people. She asked if that was it and that there was no other
reason. I realized that her implication was that she thought I might
want to get back together, I told her it was just a friendly thing
and she got a little pissed and said that they needed to get to
another party. They were there about 20 minutes in total and when
they left we sat in the front room acting like we were sitting around
for no reason in particular and willing some hot babes to stop by.
They opted for not coming and at eleven we got the picture and went
downstairs to watch some naughty movies with more naked bosom than
plot. We watched 'Body of Evidence' starring Madonna and her
unclothed body.
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| How can a movie with Madonna not be classy? |
It was painfully boring and I was so disappointed
that no one but a mixed up ex would accept my invite. I kissed no one
and went home early. So, I still don't know how 'Body of Evidence'
ends.
