I never did homework at home except for big projects that required
binding and/or collating. I would quickly dash off the work in class
or not do it. The was once that I did a whole years worth of geometry
over a weekend because a girl needed me to cheat for her. She had
been a friend from Santaquin and we had a geometry class together.
Math had always come effortlessly to me so I would almost always be
goofing off in math class distracting those who were trying to learn.
I even got kicked hard in the butt by the cranky old man teacher one
time because I had the class rolling on a good joke I was working and
I couldn't stop myself. So, he kicked me. I hopped around holding and
rubbing my buttocks in a comical fashion and gave it a funny 'Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!' which did nothing to calm down the class. He had a policy
that if you were able to pass the test with a perfect score you were
not required to do home work but homework would make up as much as
50% of the class grade. I had already mastered geometry and therefore
abstained from taking school work home with me. My friend though was
in danger of failing and she had also not done any homework but she
was also failing the tests. We hit upon a brilliant plan because I
had not done any homework and had an unknown handwriting to the
teacher I could do her homework. For a fee, of course. There were 35
worksheets that needed to be done and so I thought a buck a pop
sounded like it would be about right she said that sounded awesome to
her and our corporation of deceit was founded. I took all of the
papers home and was able to knock out about one every five minutes
and went through them in just a couple of hours with only one break
for something to eat. I gave her the papers on Monday and collected
my earnings. She turned them in and got an A. So, really an win-win
minus the fact that she never learned any geometry. This was not the
first or last time I did someone else's homework for money or as a
favor, I just never did mine.
