Helping you Play Solitaire

I can help you if you want, or if you don't want it makes no difference to me

 When we got our first IBM compatible personal computer running the Windows operating system it was basically an expensive solitaire machine. My dad for years judged a computer's processing power by how quickly the cards would spill off the deck after he won a game of solitaire. The computer was down in the family room and when someone was playing solitaire it usually was not long before a friendly helper would appear behind their shoulder. Sometimes it would be more than one solitaire coach calling out cards that could be played. Queen to King, Queen to King, Queen to King move the Queen to King. Okay, now flip a card .Six to Seven, Six to Seven, Six to Seven, good. It actually started out as legitimate table talk for a one player game but after a while my brother and I would over aggressively and quite vocally suggest moves and then ridicule the player if they didn't make the move we suggested. All in the fun of bothering someone to entertain ourselves. It worked.