You Will Watch the 'Milagro Beanfield War'


We didn't have a huge selection of videos in our home library when I was young. We mainly got movies that were in bargain bins or on sale or copied from video store versions. When you are looking at the ten or so selections we had on a long winter night you would get desperate and watch most of them even the horrible ones. We had, 'The Princess Bride', 'The Jerk', 'Critters', 'The House of Long Shadows', 'The Sound of Music', 'Father Goose', The PBS Miniseries 'Anne of Greene Gables' and almost finally - Two Nova documentaries on one tape the first and by far the favorite was about sharks and the second watched but not loved was one about Chernobyl. The outsider in this motley crew was a critically acclaimed and horrible boring bargain bin find that my mom brought home from a sale that a video store had as they went out of business – 'The Milagro Beanfield War'. It was resisted, it was fought against, it was shunned but on a night that had seen most or all of the rotation already there would creep in a desperation a little creeping need to suckle at the flickering electronic teat or be forced to cease vegetation and do something productive. That is something we couldn't do and so on occasion, rare occasion the tale of the old beanfield war would be inserted in the machine and we would power through another viewing. Sometimes it is about sacrifice and when you are willing to watch some awful Mexicans versus the Developer drama you find out something about your character and your personal commitment to avoiding productivity.