Dad Runs Over The Basketball Hoop


 My dad was angry a lot when we were growing up. He was always on edge and yelling all the time unless there was someone over and then all of the sudden he was sweet like candy. One cold morning we were getting ready for school, eating breakfast and such and we hear a loud crash from the driveway. We looked out into the pre-dawn murk to see my dad behind his truck kicking the once erect basketball standard. We were a little mad at him because that was a pretty fun piece of recreation equipment and he had wrecked it but in a switch only M. Night Shamalan could have written he ran over and started yelling at us for not being outside in the pre-light standing behind him and giving him backing directions as we had never done in the history of the world. He called us names and said he couldn't do everything himself and he drove off cussing. It was so surreal to be yelled at for him running over the hoop that we were honestly a little shocked for a while. Then we started mocking him as was our coping mechanism 100% of the time.