Some of our neighbors down the street had a new family
move in and they were the type that loves having love-hate
relationships and so the stuck one up. I was friends with one boy
from each of the families so I often got to hear both sides of the
ridiculous small town drama that they cultivated. One day when I
went over there a couple of the other younger kids had been fighting
and now the parents were outside shouting at each other. My friend
and I did a basic down low meander move to get in range but out of
reach and listened in on the battle. The parents were both upset
about the fight and that one of the kids was bleeding but the kids
without the bleeding kid were saying he deserved a bloody nose
because when they were fighting, fair and square, when their son was
knocked down the bloody nose boy peed on him. The funny part was they
were not a concerned about the sheer indignity of being urinated on
but that some pee might have gotten into his ear which recently had
tubes installed. When He came in and told his parents that he had got
pee n his ear they told him to go beat the other kids up. That is how
he got his bloody nose, so case solved. When the bloody-nose-boy's
parent heard that his had peed in another kid's ear and could have
complicated a surgery recovery they calmed down about the nose and
punished him some themselves. Interestingly the kid who was peed on
went on to become a police officer and the bloody nose kid has been
in and out of jail on drug charges.
