Matt, not my brother Matt, was a neighbor of Justin's and he was a
few years younger and super annoying. He was a know-it-all that would
argue with us about everything and would tell on us whenever we were
doing anything cool. He would always be hanging around irritating us
and try in get in on whatever game we were playing. We would often
let him participate in either a reconnaissance role or as a
tip-of-the-spear type in dangerous, physically or disciplinary,
assignments. Ryan had a cattle prod that he was fond of using on us
when ever he got bored. A cattle prod is a stick with leads on the
end that when you contact them give you a really good jolt of
electricity. It was quite painful and so aversive that we would take
great pains to avoid him and his toy. I tell you about the cattle
prod because in Matt's back yard there was an electric fence that was
basically the same thing just stationary. It was common knowledge
that you should never touch the fence if you didn't want a jolt and
it was widely rumored that peeing on it would make it double.
Sometimes we would touch the fence just to see how bad it would be.
It was painful but not unbearable. Matt came out and joined Ryan,
Justin and I as we were touching it one day and told us that it
didn't shock him at all. This was a lie and to call his bluff someone
suggested he pee on the fence if it didn't hurt him at all. He said
he would because he didn't care. We stood a little way back while he
started to pee on the fence. His stream hit it again and again and
nothing was happening. So Ryan decided to help the process along and
ran up and kicked Matt hard in the butt causing him to stumble
forward into the fence still in mid-pee. He ran into the wire mid
thigh and it did shock him contrary to his claims and when it did he
jerked back at the waist and released his still flowing penis as he
fell backwards onto the ground he was peeing all over himself and
screaming at Ryan that he was going to tell on him. We were laughing
so hard that that sounded fine to us it was worth it. Ryan didn't get
in trouble that day and as far as I knew he never did. Seeing that
kid hit the electric fence and then pee on himself was one of the
funniest things I had ever seen.
