I Partake of Manly Vices, I am Not Impressed

No, sir. I would not like to see this woman naked.

Our next trailer neighbors had an old disused cab-over camper where he kept all his manly vices. He had a fridge full of beer and stacks upon stacks of pornography. My brother and I were invited over to check it out in by his son that was our age. He had stolen his dad's keys while he was off working in the coal mines. We snuck in, gandered  a bit, and then opened a beer which none of us drank after we smelled it. The rotten smell obviously indicated it had gone bad so we let that be. 

Put off by the rancid brew we started leafing through the pornography. To prepubescent boys it seemed a little pointless and gross. I remember only liking the cartoons, because they were cartoons. We, obviously didn't get the sexual jokes but at least it wasn't some naked girl. One of the older boys that was with us told us that these were not that good because they were just regular Playboy and that the really good stuff was in 'King Playboy'. This, it turned out, was not true. I remember being disgusted by the women's pubic hair and saying that if I ever grew hair on my private parts I would cut it off. I have not lived up to that commitment. We got bored pretty quick and went outside to play. 
Men have weird taste in vices.