We Sing About Sexual Coercion as a Family

According to song all you need is one of these and a girl who cannot swim. 

My mom had worked as a camp councilor when she was younger and it seems like that developed in her a lifelong love of goofy songs. We had a goofy song song book that she would play songs from while we stood around the piano. We sang about Mother Hubbard throwing her dog out the window. We sang about a boy who disregarded his mother's advice and got kicked in the face by a Salvation army lass:

. . .One night he went out with his new-found friends to dine,
And they tried to persuade him to take a drink;
They tempted him and tempted him, but he refused and he refused,
Till finally he took a glass of beer.

When he seen what he had done he dashed the liquor to the floor,
And he staggered through the door with delirium tremens;
While in the grip of liquor he met a Salvation Army lassie,
And cruelly he broke her tambourine.

All she said was 'Heaven bless you!' and placed a mark upon his brow,
With a kick that she had learned before she was saved;
So kind friends, take my advice and shun the fatal curse of drink,
And don't go around breaking people's tambourines."

     The song that we put on for public display was a tale of sexual coercion gone wrong. It went like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUUUvGMl4Yk&feature=related . We sang that song for a talent show at church complete with canoe, paddle, and moon props. It was fun to share with others not only the, nearly, perfect set up for sexual coercion but also the most expeditious escape given the circumstance, all through a fun song. It is not what you sing it is how cute it is when you sing it that counts and my mom has always been notoriously bad at understanding the meaning of lyrics.