Our next stop was at the Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico which in my
opinion is way better then that other southwestern hole in the ground
the Grand Canyon. The caverns are huge and have been fitted with
steps and ramps and lights to make it passable for old ladies. That
is the problem is that they made it accessible to old ladies and we
spent the whole day behind old ladies butts which is no way to enjoy
nature. My sister and brother and I would try and rush ahead and
there the old ladies would be blocking the way so we would run back
my parents and then run back across the distance to the old ladies.
The old ladies got mad at us and told us to quit running around and
that they were going to tell on us to the rangers. When we got to a
place to pass we ran around and Christy told them that we liked the
view better without their fat butts in the way. My sister's impudence
scared me because I thought the old ladies would really report us to
the cave cops. After that run-in I kept well ahead and tried to avoid
the old ladies at all costs. I also touched one of the formations
which was also off limits so I figured I needed to lay low until the
heat blew over and therefore spent much of my time in one of natures
great wonders looking out for the Five-Ohh. I was not arrested or
tried for my crimes.
