Devil Worshipers Everywhere

Daytime talk shows keeping America safe by reporting on the secrets of Satanism.

I just realized that I had not heard the term 'devil worshiper' in about 10 or 15 years. There was a time when they were blamed for every bad thing we couldn't otherwise attribute. 

Dead cat? Devil worshipers. 

Weird campsite with a box of porn and empty beer bottles? Devil worshipers. 

A pentagram made of rope in the bell tower of the old school? You better believe it was devil worship. 

They were on daytime talk all the time and adults would postulate devil worship as a possible root cause for all kinds of strange or criminal behavior. I even remember some kids from Tennessee on the news being convicted of killing someone in a Satanic ritual. Then it all just went away and that was the end of that.