We Visit Mom's Boyfriend - and Pray


One of the odd things I remember about going to to Colorado is that we wasted a lot of time stopping off at my mom's ex-boyfriend's house. I know that sounds like it may be a little untoward or seedy but strangely it was not, we visited with his wife and kids as well. At the time I thought nothing of a guy, my dad, letting his wife load up and go to another state to visit an old fling. They were okay people, I guess, but it is hard to connect with people you only see twice in your life and they were a little on the crazy side when it came to religion. We were religious but in a more northern way and it was a more reserved, quite and unmentioned type of thing for us. They were more of the southern type of religion talking about God and Jesus all the time and saying loud prayers, which is fine, I don't mean to be insulting towards them it was just not what we were used to. They were also really, really involved with Boy Scouts, and once again we were into Boy Scouts as well but we mainly just went on camp-outs and raised hell and played basketball once a week for our 'Pack Meeting'. They were a little more martial about it and were strict on the uniform and did marches and drills and stuff. The one thing that made me the most uncomfortable was when they would say prayers around dinner, which, once again, we did as well, theirs was just a little less subtle. In our house we sat around the table heads bowed arms folded and one person said a quite prayer while everyone else listened. They had everyone stand up in a circle around the table and hold hands and one of the kids got to pick a song-prayer which they all sang with gusto while swaying and we just looked around uncomfortably. The prayer seemed a little non-sequitur to me as well it was called 'Johnny Appleseed' and it was about how by planting trees Johnny Appleseed was spreading God's love out the across the world or something. I just remember thinking that this is really weird, and given what we got up to, that could be saying something.