Spring Break - A Nutless Car and Brushing Our Teeth
We
left on our trip late in the afternoon and my poor wussy car was so
very gutless that when we would come up to a big hill on the way down
it couldn't, even in its lowest gear, get up the hill with five
passengers and their gear. Two different times I would build up as
much speed as I could on the run up to the hill and then about half
way up all of my powers would be consumed and we would slow, sputter
and stop. Then the three dudes in the back would have to get out and
walk the two miles or so to the top of the hill where I could pick
then up again and we could ride down hill and along the flat bits
together. This transportation hiccup was making the
get-out-and-walk-ers a bit testy and I was getting anxious after the
second hill that I might have to ask them to walk again but
thankfully there were just the two insurmountable mountains on the
way down to our campsite. We got to our campsite at dusk and we just
had time to set up our tents and build a fire before dark. I had
never been on a big mixed gender camping trip before and I was not
sure who was supposed to do what because I had always had some
structure and direction in camping. What I did know was that I was
going to sleep in the same tent with my girlfriend, hooray, and two
other people, boo. When we had eaten and were ready for bed a bunch
of us went at the same time to the water spigot to brush our teeth.
When we got there and started brushing we all were brushing wondering
how long we needed to go to not seem like we were the kind of person
who would brush insufficiently. I was done in thirty seconds but I
kept brushing, determined to go at least as long as my girlfriend and
her best friend who was with us. It had turned into a dental hygiene cold war and we all had been brushing for something like 5 minutes
when a girl finally broke and spat and rinsed. We all followed suit
and she asked if we had all been waiting to see how long everyone
else was brushing to not look like the dentally retarded outcast. It
was one of those bizarre social situations one nearly never finds
themselves in and the conventions are not well delineated and so
things can get weird.