Crashing the Boards
There were basketball courts in all of our church houses and that is
where we would go to practice and play every week. One week one of
our big 6'8” monsters was showing how he could dunk and it was
pretty cool to see him bring the power. He decided on one of his
dunks to give it little extra sauce and really rip down on the rim.
He ripped it and the rim shattered out of the backboard in a
magnificent shower of glass. The poor slam-dunker fell flat onto his
but and the crystal rain fell all around him while he laid there
trying to catching his breath. He stood up, rim still in hand, his
face white with terror. I have seen guys dealing with pregnant
girlfriend news with more equanimity. His family was not well off and
the cost of a glass backboard was all that was on his mind. In a
quavering voice he asked no one in particular how much a basketball
backboard costs. Someone offered the number 200 and it looked like
that poor guy was going to vomit. He sat back down, cross-legged, in
the glass and contemplated his fate with a depth of sadness I had
only seen when someone had lost a beloved pet. As spectators we went
from amazed to confused in just a few seconds we wanted to talk about
the awesome destruction but our friend was clearly not feeling the
joy so we were not sure what to do. We settled on cleaning up the
glass and telling him it would be fine and then talking about it
while we walked home and all the next day at school. It turned out it
was only about eighty dollars and someone better off paid for the
replacement but there was a new strict no dunking rule in place which
gave me a good excuse never to learn how.