Even though my sister had really stung me for her and her friend's
amusement I still idolized her and wanted to be in her inner circle.
Another night just her and her 'bad influence' friend were over. I
always thought it was funny that my parents thought that this girls
was a corrupting influence because my sister was the naughty driver
this girl was just the passenger. This night they were having fun
with our camcorder and making little skits. I definitely wanted in on
that so I was puppy-ing around behind them like a pathetic little
extra willing to do anything for some face time. I told them I could
do a back-flip on the tramp if they wanted to film that they were
unenthusiastic but agreed. I went and did my flip and they all the
sudden started giggling and whispering to each other. That should
have been a warning but they said they just really liked my flip and
that I should do it again. In my experience older sisters never
legitimately like anything you do and if they claim to it was to suck
up to trick you. She was sucking up to me to try and trick me. It
worked. It turned out after I had done a couple of more tricks and
then they ran off in the house laughing that what they really found
funny was the exaggerated motions of my boxer-behind-sweats genitals.
Yes, constant reader, they had just been trying to film my crotch and
exploit that to my embarrassment. They ran into my sisters room and
locked the door to re-watch what sounded like comedy gold judging
from the laughs that were coming from behind the door. My sister was
making a live foley track saying 'ba-gong' in a funny voice every
time I was bouncing in the film. I was outside the door knocking and
begging and just about to cry. I was terrified that she was going to
do like she had the last time and spread my shame far and wide for
her amusement. She yelled at me to go away and I didn't I told her to
erase the tape and I would go away. She finally opened the door and
said I needed to calm down and not get her in trouble because you
couldn't see anything on the tape anyway and she was just trying to
antagonize me. I demanded to see the footage before I would negotiate
with this terrorist. She was right they had been trying to track me
through a eye piece with a old camcorder that didn't have the
resolution to make a joke of a young man's improperly secured cargo.
I was relived I had been imagining a horribly embarrassing tape being
transmitted hand to hand to every student in the school but this just
looked like a couple of little girls badly filming another boy doing
tricks on the tramp. Sweet tricks by the way, super sweet tricks.
